After work, I made my trek up to the upper west side of Manhattan to meet her. Trains were wonky as usual, so it took a bit to get there. But I made it there first and she arrived about 5 minutes later. I usually like to hug people (and judging from last time, I shouldn’t ask if people like hugs). We shook hands first, but she said that we can hug too. We went to a bakery that uses bacon (since she loves bacon). We chatted, ate some delicious treats, shared some laughs and had some good common things to connect on. We also took the train back down together since she had to meet a friend. 

If you play video games like I do, then you must know about the unveiling of the new Xbox One. What kind of name is that? So, here’s my Photoshop response to the new name.

@thegunslingergirl @foodhog

Tagging you gaming gals.

I just read an article about a 19 year-old Florida woman who was arrested for biting her boyfriend’s penis after he turned her down for sex. The boyfriend rejected several advances before she grabbed him and then bit him. She also reportedly slapped and spit at him. She is being charged with domestic battery.

And usually, I know better than to peruse into the comment sections because about 98% of the time, it’s just a cess pool of the most ignorant, idiotic, racist, bigoted, and outright ridiculous bullshit anyone can ever encounter. This was no different. A few comments stated that wasn’t sexual assault. And most likely the reason these commentors wrote this is because the victim was a male. Where if a woman refuses sex and then forced to have sex is rape and sexual assault, but if a man refuses and is forced, he is a lame ass who should enjoy it.

It reminded me of the story where a woman in Russia found a man trying to burglarize her house. She was able to dismantle his plan and held him up. She didn’t call the police right away, and instead, turned him into a sex slave in her basement for several days before turning him over to police. Surprisngly, no charges was brought against the woman. Some women hailed her as a hero and a liberator. Although, if the situation was reversed and it was a man who caught a female burglar and did the sex slave punishment, he would be slapped with rape, sexual assault, and people will be calling for his head on a pike. So, why this double standard?

Maybe I just need to steer clear of the rotting collection of comments. I need to look at some pictures of puppies to cheer me up.

You know Murphy’s Law, right? That theory where if anything can go wrong, it will all go wrong. Either I’m a psychic, or Murphy is somehow stuck in reverse. 

I had a dream last night that felt more like I was in a video game instead. Apparently, I was a squadron leader for an armed troop looking to find a cure for people who have turned into violent Hulk types. I was in a warehouse during a fire fight, and noticed a large door closing. I ran towards the door, slid and barely just made under and past the door before it completely shut. I was then in an empty storage unit of the warehouse where maybe 3 -5 soldiers on the opposition was on patrol. I slowly snuck around, went up a ramp, and hid behind a large box when I bumped into something. I turned around, and it turns out another person on my team has snuck in too. But, as we collected ourselves, a large iron pipe dropped on the concrete floor and rattled some of the nearby patrol. My teammate and I tried our best to hide ourselves but there was only so much room that we knew we would get caught. Once a patrolman came over, he saw us, yelled, “Hey!”, and then I fired a bullet straight in between his eyes. That, of course, set off the rest of the patrol team and we began another fire fight.

A husband and wife decided to have a baby. When the baby boy was born, they discovered that he only had a head. However, they still loved him and raised him. When the son finally turned 21, the father decided to take him out to a bar to celebrate. The father order two beers and when the son took his first sip, suddenly, a body appeared from under the boy’s head. Astonished and amazed, the father told his son to take another sip. After he took a second sip, arms popped out of the boy’s body. Another sip, and legs came out. Everyone in the bar cheered, and founded even more reason to celebrate. The son ran outside, screaming with happiness when suddenly, he got hit by a car. Everyone in the bar grew silent and in shock. The bartender then said, “Man, he should had quit while he was ahead.”

So, I think I found out why the girls from OKC stopped messaging me/fell off the face of the Earth. I think it’s because I asked, “Would you like to meet up some time, maybe grab a coffee or something?” I wish I was kidding. The past 3 girls I talked to on OKC (including the one from last night), we’ve exchanged some good conversation ranging from about 3 to 10 messages. But, once I asked that question… well, it seems like they suddenly disappeared.

*sigh*

I’m already sure you guys heard about the Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries saying how his company doesn’t make extra large clothing for women and children because he doesn’t want “uncool” and “fat” people wearing his company’s clothes. To read more about it, @jennylovve wrote a good run down as well as a personal experience with the company. Of course, you can predict the backlash from people. However, there was was guy who thought of a good way to plot against this ugly mug of a CEO. 

I started playing Candy Crush and, quite frankly, I don’t see the appeal. Seems like a waste of good candy to me.

They can throw a perfect spiral. They can sink a basket. They can toss a crumpled piece of paper into a trash bin about 15 feet away. Yet, these “men” can’t aim their dicks to pee into the toilet bowl in front of them and instead cover the entire seat in piss. You, sirs, do not deserve to have penises.